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February 2002
Page 2 - Happy Valentines Day!
Page 3-Let Me Introduce You
Page 4-Black History
Page 5-The Wallet (continued)
Page 6-Can You Guess?
Page 7-Words of Inspiration
Page 8-Laugh With Us
Page 9-Valentines Day Links
Page 10-Discovered Useful Downloads
Page 11-Answers to "Can You Guess"
Page 12-Poetry For The Soul

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.


How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, either you know.


And for everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage...
...Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
...Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
...Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
...Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
...Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.
...Marriage still confers one very special privilege, only a married person can get divorced!


Things Youd Love to Say at Work!

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be..?
2. Do I look like a people person?
3. This isnt an office. Its Hell with fluorescent lighting!
4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. You!..Off my planet.

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Elaine = elaine@elaineandruss.com